Double Issue 2008
Hayes, Max Gutmann,
Dan Campion, Richard O'Connell, Jeff Crandall,
J. Patrick Lewis, Noam D. Plum
Poet: Pat D'Amico
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He feasts on haggis, mead, and lamb,
Yet kilted still looks svelte,
But Braveheart turned his brains to Spam:
Now there stands one thick Celt.
has no fins and has no scales.
It has no tail and has no head.
Furthermore, the way it stings,
I wouldnt put it on my bread.
J. D. SMITH