by JoAnn Early Macken

Gardeners, springtime’s for bloomscrolling!
Crave a home upgrade? Try roomscrolling.

Vintage buffs, take up heirloomscrolling.
Cooks, taste a bit of legumescrolling.

Weavers, insert time for loomscrolling.
Sniff. Need a whiff of perfumescrolling?

Halloween fans, start costumescrolling.
Writers, commence nom de plumescrolling.

Archeologists, dig into tombscrolling.
Fireworks enthusiasts: boomscrolling.

What did you seek before doomscrolling?
Give up on gloom and resume scrolling.