by James Hamby

No longer for a garden bower
Or for your backyard porch,
There’s nothing that truly says “White Power”
Quite like a tiki torch!

The KKK’s so yesterday,
Come meet the new Alt-Right!
More like a luau or soiree
For everyone who’s white!

by Joanna Bird

Big Ben has rung
its final bong.
(Unless the bung
was put in wrong.)

by Chris O’Carroll

Neo-Nazis weren’t happy to hear
What I said, but there’s nothing to fear.
My staff said I had
To call the Klan bad,
But you know, bro, I wasn’t sincere.

You can tell I’m just faking PC
When I say what’s expected of me
With a nudge and a wink.
When I vent what I think,
I’m the white guy you want me to be.