by Chris O’Carroll

“Long arm of the paw! NYPD uses its $75,000 Digidog to assist with an arrest…”
—Daily Mail

When the going gets tough,
Send for Robo-McGruff.
Cheer the best-in-show strut
Of this crime-busting mutt,
AI-hound, cyber-pup.
(And no poop to scoop up!)