by Steven Kent

“N.F.L. Fines Aaron Rodgers, Packers for Covid-19 Protocol Violations”
—The New York Times

Vaccinate, schmaccinate,
A. Rodgers, quarterback
Faked on a vax play—he’s
Nobody’s mensch.

N.F.L. defense then
Unsympathetically
Shut down his offense with
Fines and the bench.