by Dan Campion

“Meta to Lay Off 10,000 More Employees, Mark Zuckerberg Says”
—Variety

Who’s “Meta” in my universe?
I’ll keep my goggles on!
Dear Zuck will smile and fill my purse,
We’ll sail the Amazon,
Piranhas all around our boat,
But he won’t play the slob
By dunking me to keep afloat:
I still will have a job.