by Marshall Begel

“Apartment complex bills woman who died $15,000 for breaking her lease”
—Local 12 News

That little amount that you’ve managed to save?
It’s true that you can’t take it into the grave,
But not for the sake of the proverb’s intent—
It’s landlords demanding full payment of rent.

The hot water’s icy, repairs are postponed.
The maintenance manager always looks stoned.
But people must pay on apartments they’ve leased,
No matter if hospitalized or deceased.

So read the fine print of all contracts you sign—
Your death might incur an additional fine.
And landlords are willing to pillage and plunder
Remains of their tenants who’ve moved six feet under.