by Steven Kent
“Elon Musk tells Tesla employees to hold on to their stock amid harsh selloff”
—The Guardian
The future’s bright,
So do not sell.
I know I’m right!
How bright? Can’t tell.
We’ll bear the torch
As Tesla dips
And vandals scorch
Our dealerships.
Though some will shun
Our brand, ho ho—
The Prez got one
A week ago!
(That sale I made,
But might regret—
He’s never paid
A single debt.)