by Marshall Begel

“Billionaire televangelist slashes price on $14.6M Florida condo amid scrutiny over church wealth”
—Fox7 Austin

Some think I live by lavish means
In service to the Lord,
But those who look behind the scenes
Find nothing untoward.

This Rolex watch you see me wear
Was purchased by mistake—
The jeweler, clearly unaware,
Assured me it was fake.

Armani suits are cut so tight,
My arms are always numb.
No moral man would think it right
To give it to a bum.

My condo’s just a place to stay
Till housing markets crumble.
So, now you see the wondrous way
The Savior keeps me humble!