by Clyde Always

“A man with ‘boobs’ due to a rare condition is raising funds to have them removed
because he is too [self-]conscious to take his top off on dates.”
—New York Post

Droopity-scoopity,
Thabo of Nottingham
needs a procedure but,
sadly, he’s short.

Give, if you’re able. This
gynecomastia
sufferer surely could
use some support.