by Steven Kent

“Circumcision kits found on sale on Amazon UK as concerns grow over harm to baby boys”
—The Guardian

Problems coming to the fore:
Skin left scarred and so much more.
ER doctors say you’re nuts
Letting laymen make these cuts.
Listen, buddy, get a grip,
Learn a lesson, take a tip:
Should your babe not be a goil,
Never hire a self-taught mohel.