by Chris O’Carroll

“He said, ‘Make sure you guys don’t cut the tape, make sure the interview is out in full.’ … He said, ‘If it’s not out in full, we’ll sue your ass off.’”
—White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt to CBS staffers

Every blither, every slither,
Every new or vintage lie,
Every grievance, every defense
For the crimes he plans to try,

All his racist, sexist rants,
Rehashed slights that make him whiny—
You had best air every minute
Or he’ll sue your sorry heinie.