by Marshall Begel

“Florida GOP candidate pushes a new ‘sin tax’ on OnlyFans creators… singling out OnlyFans creator Sophie Rain in a post promoting the idea.”
—WTF Detective

My friends, if chosen by this state
I promise I will pass
a tax that will eradicate
this deviant morass.

I understand the cyber minx
who peddles wanton vice—
for I’ve consulted countless links
and even watched them twice!