by Thomas Germana

“A British court sentenced a truck driver to prison for smuggling 7 million pounds (US$9.4 million) worth of cocaine in a shipment of underwear and clothing from Skims, Kim Kardashian’s shapewear brand…”
—CTV News

I hear that Skims has underwear
For those with finer taste.
Their latest line has lots of flair;
Apparently, they’re laced!