by Marshall Begel

“Netflix stuck a guy in a billboard to promote a new movie”
—Entertainment Weekly

For those of you who can’t afford
to pay your monthly room and board,
a well-known streaming corporation
will gladly fix your situation:
they’ll build a billboard just for you
with AC and fantastic view
(though to be honest and forthcoming,
it’s possible it won’t have plumbing).
They promise you’ll be captivated!
Privacy? That’s overrated!
It’s almost like a paid vacation …
till the series’ cancellation.