by Viv Priestley

“You’re more likely to die in a car accident on a day when a major music album is released, a team at Harvard has found. The researchers looked at the 10 most popular albums released on Spotify in 2017-2022… and found that fatal accidents were 15.1% higher on the day of release. They linked the findings to motorists trying to play the new music on their phones while driving.”
—Oddacity News

Enough with a cappella round the clock
To dash some passing sailor on a rock!
If maximum destruction is our goal,
Let’s switch to Spotify and rock and roll.