by John Branning

“‘I’m on the ticket’: Trump implores Republicans to vote in November at unusual midterm convention”
—The Guardian

I pledge allegiance to the Prez;
I’ll do whatever that man says.
He says, “You go to hell” if you don’t vote
for him (and that’s a quote).

He likes to lie, and cheat, and steal…
and that’s just part of his appeal.
It matters not how much he sucks—
he’s giving me five-thousand bucks!