S’morality and S’mortality
“This morning I met one of the ‘marshmallow kids’ from the famous Stanford experiment … [H]e didn’t remember which option he chose; he was four at the time. He also said they wouldn’t tell him even today[.]”
—David Kirby, Facebook post
Fifty years it’s been. Still in suspense,
I can’t recall my choice. Now, pale and sallow,
wondering, hungry, half a century hence,
I wait for it to drop: the second mallow.
On Adult Circumcision
Go ahead, it’s never too late—
There’s no specific cutoff date.
Daniel Galef
‘s second book, Galemaufry, is a collection of comic verse forthcoming from Measure Press in August 2027.