K.E. Flann


The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest

A Randomly Generated “Neighborhood” Speaks

Today’s Top Posts
Lose/Leave something?
Hearing Aid
Men’s pants
Lonely Lavender Bicycle

Today’s Top Posts
It’s great to be here. I’m Maria.
It’s great to be here. I’m Yong.
It’s great to be here. I’m Jess.
Hi neighbors. I’m Ali.
Hi neighbors. I’m Troy.
Hey, everyone. I’m Michelle.
Enjoying this weather…
Anyone receive a package of sandals?

Today’s Top Posts
Free—we do all kinds of jobs
Dog walking
Snow shoveling
Feral cat support
Gingerbread help
Pie hunt
House flies HELP
Picking up after your pet
Does anyone need a prayer?
Free—God price

Today’s Top Posts
Gentleman Knocking on Doors
Gentleman Under Bridge
Gentleman in the neighborhood yelling at vehicles
Door-to-door Magazine Salesman
“Cool-guy-club” applicant
Organ for free!
Weird snake alert
ISO Humane Trap

Today’s Top Posts
Post Office woes
USPS, can I just vent for a minute?
Mail carriers in the dark
Over this….
Expecting a Fedex delivery
Like clockwork

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Moving out and have a lot of free things to give away
Free Mini-refrigerator—non Functional
Free Plug-in Star—lights do not work
Free bicycle (missing a wheel)
Free train table—no trains
Free 21 glass jars with no lids
Free broken office chair
Free electric mower (not working)
Join my group: Property Damage

Today’s Top Posts
Deceased cat
Found this morning
Shredding Event
Meat grinder, new
Knife and Tool Sharpening
Free—Fresh Meat Giveaway
Pop-up BBQ at the VFW
Apology for noise

K.E Flann‘s work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The Gettysburg Review, The Baltimore Sun, Weekly Humorist, The North American Review, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and many other outlets. She’s the author of several books, including How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters (Running Press/Hachette, 2021). For more NextDoor poems, check out https://twitter.com/Nextdoor_Poetry