You Only Die Once
Of all the many ways to die,
we each will taste just one;
the rest, untouched, we must let lie,
a smorgasbord of fun.
To wither with one’s family near,
to drive into a tree,
to feel one’s throat cut ear to ear:
one cannot do all three.
A suicide shows nerves of steel.
A murder’s thrilling, no?
And death by accident I feel
a jolly way to go.
A fall from height can give, I bet,
a stunning journey down,
but as you soar, you might regret
you’ll never get to drown.
It’s hard to truly feel content
to exit just one way.
And when its over, how it went
we’re not allowed to say.