Lady Macbeth: she’ll keep you sharp!
Brutus: he’s got your back.
Cleopatra: asp not what she can do.
Antony: love—and attack.
Hamlet: debating on your behalf.
Ophelia: (her chances are slim).
King Lear: retiring but on the job.
Andronicus: hand it to him!
Prince Hal: bidin’ his time.
Falstaff: once more to the beach!
Othello: promising never to choke.
Iago: revenge is in reach.
Romeo: wherefore any other?
Juliet: I drink to thee.
Malvolio: no more cakes and ale.
Viola: look, I’m a she!
Bottom: O sweet and lovely wall.
Shylock: the one with a plan.
Prospero: it will just disappear.
Caliban: get a new man!