by Steven Kent

“The MAGA backlash against Trump’s crypto grab: ‘This is bad, and looks bad'”
—The Guardian

It’s nice to know we found the point where MAGA draws a line
(Not insurrection, sadly, but okay, whatever, fine).
A currency untraceable’s attractive, I suppose,
To any modern con man, not to mention crypto bros,
Yet Donnie’s crummy coins don’t strike the latter as a gift—
Oh glory, hallelujah, even they now spot the grift!