Poems of the Week

A Bunch of Phoneys

by Thomas Germana

“… Apple has [reportedly] ‘made a breakthrough’ in foldable iPhone development, as it was able to achieve a ‘crease-free’ design, meaning the phone’s display wouldn’t have a visible crease when fully unfolded. … Unfortunately, the iPhone Fold might come at a pretty high price point. [Estimates range from $1800 to $2500].”
Mashable

We love to say
We’d never pay
So much, but truth be told,
It’s all a bluff.
With Apple stuff,
We’re well aware we’ll fold.