by Kaitlyn Spees

“Moltbook is the newest social media platform—but it’s just for AI bots”
—NPR

I’m glad AI bots have this site,
since taking breaks to whine
about one’s boss’s dumb requests
helps work to feel benign.

But add up all the resource use
for each AI post? Shock.
Lord knows that I’d get canned for so
much water cooler talk.