by Steven Urquhart Bell

“The rise of dog-friendly cinema screenings: ‘We never have to break up
fights—there’s enough trouble with the humans’”
—The Guardian

I take the dogs to Rin Tin Tin and Lassie,
To teach them to be loyal, smart and brave,
And then I line up Cujo and I tell them,
“And here’s what happens when you misbehave.”