by Alex Steelsmith
“The ‘world’s largest’ vacuum to suck climate pollution out of the air just opened… a technology designed to…
strip out the carbon using chemicals [and] transport the carbon underground where it will be
naturally transformed… [in a] sequestration process.”
—CNN
Merrily, merrily,
modern technology
comes to the rescue like
never before,
thanks to a supersized
carbon-sequestering
vacuum that nature will
never abhor.