Poems of the Week

A Mixed-up Metaphor

by Alex Steelsmith

“…the banks are now among the biggest profit-generating machines in corporate America…
led by gains at Wells Fargo… and Bank of America… It might be a Goldilocksian time for the banks.”

KYMA.com

“A bearish investor, also known as a bear, is one who believes prices will go down…
(A bear market) leaves investors feeling pessimistic about the future…”

Smartasset.com

Stashity cashity,
Bank of America
likes the bull market, an
expert declares.

Irony: only in
un-Goldilocksian
times is it apt to be
dealing with bears.