Poems of the Week

A Nuggetory Observation

by Alex Steelsmith

“McDonald’s debuts plant-based McNuggets… in Germany follow[ing] a limited-time test…
European customers have generally been more receptive to McDonald’s plant-based meat products
than those in the U.S.”


Nibbledy, quibbledy,
choosy Americans
tried the new nuggets, but
tended to scowl.

Germans more pleased with their
happily noted they
didn’t taste fowl.