by Chris O’Carroll
“Ohio Republicans want to rename Mosquito Lake state park after Donald Trump”
—The Vindicator (Youngstown, OH)
The park’s named now for parasites
Who super-spread disease.
The new name and the old will be
Like, in a pod, two peas.
They’ve got parks pre-named for him
In many another state.
Hell’s Creek and Devil’s Hole are good,
And Russian Gulch is great.