by Nicole Caruso Garcia

“Starbucks brings back Pumpkin Spice Latte earlier than ever”
—CNN

(With apologies to Frost)

I have been one acquainted with the spice.
I have walked miles from chain to coffee chain.
I have imbibed it hot or over ice.

I have looked down at lattes sad and plain.
I have passed by the Starbucks on my street
And dropped six bucks, unwilling to abstain.

I have stood stumped at grocery shelves replete
With pumpkin Spam and pumpkin Pringles: Why?
And shunned them for my creamy coffee treat

Indulgent as my Lululemon’ed thigh;
An extra frill, at an unearthly price,
One insulated travel tumbler (sigh)

Proclaimed me hashtag blessed to sip this vice.
I have been one acquainted with the spice.