by Gail White
“This country is effectively run… by a bunch of childless cat ladies
who are miserable at… the choices that they’ve made…”
—J.D. Vance
What demons pressured Trump to choose
a man with such alarming views?
The CCLs are saying, “Wow!
It’s been a secret until now!
But Vance has let the whole world know
it’s gals with cats who run the show,
and far from wretched, we rejoice
at such a liberating choice!”
Whatever else he may promote,
he’s lost the Childless Cat Mom vote.