by Ruth S. Baker
“Tito’s warns customers: Vodka is not a safe hand sanitizer”
—UPI
Our customers inquire: for sanitizing,
Is Vodka safe? Our word to them is Nope.
Coincidentally, we’re not advising
Concocting Bloody Marys out of soap.
by Ruth S. Baker
“Tito’s warns customers: Vodka is not a safe hand sanitizer”
—UPI
Our customers inquire: for sanitizing,
Is Vodka safe? Our word to them is Nope.
Coincidentally, we’re not advising
Concocting Bloody Marys out of soap.