by Steven Kent

“Burning down the house: Milei plays rock star as Argentina economy crashes”
—The Guardian

Since economics clearly ain’t his thing,
One head of state can’t wait to strut and sing;
He somehow still has time to chase his “art”
While Argentina stalls and falls apart.

Supporters pack the house. That’s not a shocker—
This rogue can rock (he’s also off his rocker).
His cover of the Who gets folks excited:
Hope I die before I get indicted.