Poems of the Week

And the Winner Is…

by Bruce Bennett

• Reese’s Cups Jump Skittles as New #1 Overall
• Sour Patch and Hot Tamales Closing in on M&M’s
• Candy Corn Drops in Popularity

Poor Candy! She was always prone
to being ditched and left alone,
and M&M’s may soon lose face
if they do not increase their pace,

But what’s the greatest shock: the fall
of Skittles! See. The overall
new Champ—forget the runner-ups—
is—Fanfare! Encore!—Reese’s Cups!