Poems of the Week

Bean Feast

by Iris Herriot

“[Actor Sean Bean] criticised post-shoot editing of intimate scenes, saying that he was saddened
to see sexual sequences involving himself, co-star Lena Hall and a mango had been cut
from TV series Snowpiercer.”
The Guardian

“Oh what a fandango!”
Lamented Sean Bean:
“Me, Lena, a mango—

“You film-cutting quango,
Don’t try telling me
‘It takes two to tango’!—
Takes three.”