by Steven Kent

“Is Donald Trump the greatest grifter of them all? Melania is giving him a run for his money”
—The Guardian

Good family man, he is;
A whiz, he is, at biz,
And so I give him all my heart’s devotion.
(I loathe his ugly mug,
But with a book to plug,
I’ve got to play my part and do promotion.)

A savior he will be
To keep our country free,
So vote for him again the way I’m doing!
(If this might get my spouse
The hell out of our house,
There’s not a lie that I won’t keep on spewing.)

It’s time to take my shot:
You love me, do you not,
And find me, as First Lady, most compelling?
(I really do not care—
That’s on the clothes I wear—
As long as merchandise of mine is selling.)