by Alex Steelsmith

“Jeff Bezos Face-Plants While Trying to Greet Fiancée After Blue Origin Flight…
Video footage shows Bezos [falling down while] running toward the craft containing Sanchez…”
—Huffpost

Stumbledy-tumbledy,
Jeffrey P. Jorgensen
raced to the capsule and
planted his face.

Why was he rushing so
overexcitedly?
Jeffrey should know when a
woman needs space.