by Marshall Begel
“Strip club owners unveil plans for first weed dispensary
with topless ‘budtenders'”
Come gaze at some boobies while purchasing doobies
at Castaway Gentleman’s Club.
We’ll swing around poles while you light up your bowls,
Each round costing only a dub.
Stick cash into thongs as you cash out your bongs.
Our Mary Jane won’t disappoint.
So come get sedated somewhere that’s X-rated.
We’re certain you’ll frequent our joint!