by Clyde Always

“Male stripper reveals ‘crazy’ cheating trend for brides…’”
—New York Post

Tell me, My Darling, I’m dying to know:
how did your bachelorette party go?
All innocent fun with the ladies, I swear!
They gave me a sash and tiara to wear.
We nibbled hors d’ oeuvres and went light on the sauce.
You play any games?
A little ring toss…