Poems of the Week


by Chris O’Carroll

“Usage of the medication sildenafil—better known to most as the brand-name drug Viagra—
is associated with dramatically reduced incidence of Alzheimer’s disease, new research suggests.”

The drug that fosters your erection
May also offer you protection
Against dementia. Anti-droopy
Pills seem likewise anti-loopy.
Take a dose, get hard in bed,
And ward off softness in the head.