Poems of the Week


by Alex Steelsmith

“McDonald’s says it has pulled milkshakes from the menu in all 1,250 of its British restaurants
because of supply problems stemming from a shortage…”
AP News

“Spotted: Cow at a McDonald’s drive-through in Wisconsin… Jessica Nelson… looked up to see a cow
in the backseat of a Buick sedan three cars ahead of her.”
AP News

Hi-ho the dairy-o,
fast-food establishments
faced with a shortage of
milkshakes are now

quick to encourage an
milk-source alternative:
Bring Your Own Cow.