by Shaun Jex

“The Star Wars Hyperspace Lounge on [a Disney cruise ship] has a $5,000 Kaiburr Crystal drink”
—Journalist Ashley Carter

Higitus figitus
Gaius Germanicus
Wasted Rome’s money on
Parties and such

But upon learning of
Disney’s new beverage
Said with a gasp “Well now
That’s a bit much…”