Poems of the Week

Chairman of the Boored

by Steven Kent

“Trump’s Revenge Now Includes His Takeover of the Kennedy Center”
The New York Times

No Mozart, no Bach,
Just Nugent and Rock.
No drama today—oh,
Book Sorbo and Baio.
No humor that’s deep
(Rob Schneider works cheap).
No opera—too tragic;
Get card tricks and magic.
No art in this hall;
No artists at all.