by Julia Griffin

“Rep. Thomas Massie said Monday he’ll never delete the controversial photo he posted over the
weekend of him and his family holding guns in front of a Christmas tree…. ‘I crossed guns with family
and Christmas, and those are three things that really could trigger the leftists, and I didn’t realize
that it would be such an explosive cocktail when you put it together. But it adds up to freedom.'”
—Louisville Courier Journal

Those leftists! Pardon while I snigger:
I didn’t know that guns would trigger;
I never worry, when I load,
If something’s going to explode.
But as I grin before my tree,
Three things are adding up for me:
Guns, Christmas, and the GOP.
That’s what makes high schools truly free.