Poems of the Week


by Marshall Begel

“Elephants’ Giant Hot Testicles Might Be the Reason They Get Less Cancer…
[scientist Fritz Vollrath hypothesizes] in the journal
Trends in Ecology and Evolution…”
—Scientific American

Newsflash to journals like
Trends in Ecology,
Publishing findings of
Fritz and his cronies:

Anyone dealing with
Human oncology
Knows fighting cancer takes
Massive cojones!