by Marshall Begel

“A woman’s self-incriminating diary entry helped police arrest her on auto theft charges.”
—MSN

As personal diary, I can provide
A judgement-free space in which you can confide
Embarrassing incidents making you blush,
Your troubles in art class, or blossoming crush.

And while you are musing, be sure to report
Your major pursuits of the criminal sort,
With all of the details you’re able to share,
Including the names of the friends who were there.

I promise, you’ll feel a cathartic release.

Sincerely,
Your Journal
(and local police)