Poems of the Week

Crotch Rocket Curriculum

by Bruce Bennett

“Motorcycle 101: New College Course Offers Students The ‘Ride Of Their Lives’ … Second-semester college students at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee now have a new favorite class to consider just in time for the start of summer: Harley-Davidson Riding Academy.'”
—PR Newswire

Shakespeare’s out!
Harley’s in!

Who can wait
to begin?

Rev that ride!
Gun that hog!

Trash them books!
Grab that grog!