Poems of the Week

Dactyls & Democrats

by Cody Walker

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Bumpety-Trumpety
Kirsten E. Gillibrand?
Amy J. Klobuchar?
Beto O’Rourke?

Maybe co-presidents:
Bernie-slash-Kamala.
Feels like I’m missing one.
Liz! That’ll work.

Joe, Your Bus Is Waiting

Bideny-Wideny
Senator Kamala
Harris is smiling—so
Nothing to fear.

Pleasantly saying you’re
Not quite a racist, she
Prosecutori’ly
Ends your career.