Poems of the Week

Dan Patrick and Glenn Beck Volunteer for a Suicide Mission

by Chris O’Carroll

Suddenly they love the children.
Right-wing oldsters want to die
For the younger generations.
That’s so sweet. I wonder why?

When kids march against a threat like
Climate change or shooting sprees,
They’re just punks who hate our nation,
Every Fox News fan agrees.

Now, though, time to save the children
(And Wall Street) from deadly harm.
Old conservatives are rolling
Up their sleeves to buy the farm.