by Julia Griffin

“[Far-right provocateur] Milo Yiannopoulos says he was ‘terrified’ by the ‘brutality’ of his ICE deportation.”
—CNN

Comedy karmady,
Milo Yiannopoulos
Finds deportation’s not
Terribly nice,

Laying the blame where we’re
Coincidentally
Storing our sympathy,
That is, on ICE.